Donked on Phonics - 1-800-ABCDONKEY

RGP Donkey of the Minute - 7/18/05

There's no need for me to really explain this one. Here's another conspiracy theorist who is convinced that PokerStars is rigged. In between his many posts people tried to convince him otherwise, and tried to him logically. Those people almost deserve a blog entry themselves. I'll just post his messages without commentary, because, as you can see, it's not needed.

Don't worry about trying to make any sense of what this guy is saying. I couldn't figure it out either...

Had pokerstars download my result when "all in". I have the seventeen pages which i will fax to nayone.
results:
when the favorite i won 51.5%..no very good as the favorite
when not the favorite I won 27.6%..about right
So if u cannot when when the favorite but only 51% of the time..you are a sucker
to play on there site..YOU CANNOT MAKE MONEY WITH THOSE ODDS.
I have challenged them to go any poker table, bring the money they wish to bet,
take my hands and my opponets hands out of the deck,,shuffle, flop, turn, and
river..if I lose 49% of those hands they winn the bet, otherwise I do..they
refused..gee i wonder why??
Yesterday in one (1) torunament on their site, i went all in preflop with QQ,JJ
and 10-10, lost all three to a lesser pair,,three (3) two outers in one
game,,please the odds on each hand losing are 8.8%,,what are they to lose all
three..ASTRNOMICAL!!!
Play there if you wish, but I beleive all these site are geared to keep the
worst players happy, and keep the money coming in.
I love the game of poker and do not want to see it get a bad rep..if these %
continue then the worst players will think they are good and can win..they will
get into a legit tournament at a casino. lose time after time, and wonder why
this is happening.
I agre luck has somehting to do with all your hands, and yes the other day at my
casino here in Albuquerque, I finished third in our big evert..why..casue my AA
went down to a 4-5 offsuit,,it happens, I understand, but not at the frequency
at pokerstars...if it did, I would not have made the top three.
By the way the week before, I took second, and have made the final table many
times. not saying I am a pro, but do play the game fairly well.
Have a good day
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Too bad u know nothing of %, U MUST WORK FOR THEM.
How can you say that??
10,506 hands i played..wake up and present some facts.
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There is no flaw, accroding to their record:
I have played
10,506 hands
all in with the best hand: 345
times won: 182
win% of: 52.4%
all in with 2nd best hand: 274
times won: 73
win%: 27%

Now i may not Chris furgeson nor David Slansky, on figuring odd, but if u think
you can win constantly, think thats enough hands, withthose %. Then go for it.

In closing, have you ever heard the tow words " Identity theft" #1 crime in
America, well computer are to blame. Anyone can make a computer do anything it
wants..if they can track my hands, and download thme to me, then they can tell
how you play, and if u are a terrible player, then they can give u a little
help..so they can keep you around.
Not me. this sucker has thrown away the hook.
Remembr, computers are capable of anything!!!
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I will answer that with this, #1 crime in America is Ideneity theft, according
to the FTC 78% is done thru computers, Lexis nexis, Bank of America, AOL, etc.
Computer can do anything the programming wants it to do..agree.
Now, if they can track and dowload my 10506 hands..hmm they have some serious
hard drives.
So do i beleive they fix any game anytime, you bet, I beleive they can decide
who is going to win everyhand, every tournament before it starts.
Just some food for thought.
I love the game and don't want to see it get a bad rep, not now that it has
become so big.
And I don't want people to get screwed.
10,506 hands
354 all in with best hand..win% 52%
274 all in with 2nd best hand..win % 27%
sorry those % do notadd up to anyone who know anything about poker, percentages,
and odds.
HAve a good day
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Not going to give u much of a reply, because those have to resort to names
calling, show very little intelligence. since they cannot articulate. themselves

However, if you would like to take the bet I made with pokerstars on my 354 all
in hands, and can win on real table, against the same cards...then say so. But
bring lots of cash!!
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You may wish to read my reply to ..jluce..then u will know why..bitter loser, no
not at all. althought I hate losing..don't U??
Look at me reply, if u want to take the bt pokerstar turned down, I am game.
Take care


So there it is. There's so much I could comment on here, but I think I'll just let the posts speak for themselves. At least he seems polite...

Morphy