Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Some HH for 2+2 Retards

Some retards from 2+2 requested I post this HH. Enjoy guys.


Full Tilt Poker Game #3681861433: Table Hope (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:41:00 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 1: Poker_Dummy101 ($398.50)
Seat 2: CompleteDonk ($392.50)
CompleteDonk posts the small blind of $0.50
CompleteDonk: $800 flip
Poker_Dummy101 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Poker_Dummy101: this is it
CompleteDonk: omg
CompleteDonk raises to $392.50, and is all in
Poker_Dummy101 calls $391.50
CompleteDonk shows [Ts 6d]
Poker_Dummy101 shows [7c Kd]
CompleteDonk: MOTHER !!#$
*** FLOP *** [Th 4d 9s]
CompleteDonk: HOLD
*** TURN *** [Th 4d 9s] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Th 4d 9s 7s] [3d]
CompleteDonk shows a pair of Tens
Poker_Dummy101 shows a pair of Sevens
CompleteDonk wins the pot ($784.50) with a pair of Tens
CompleteDonk: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $785 Rake $0.50
Board: [Th 4d 9s 7s 3d]
Seat 1: Poker_Dummy101 (big blind) showed [7c Kd] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: CompleteDonk (small blind) showed [Ts 6d] and won ($784.50) with a pair of Tens

Monday, September 24, 2007

PLO Pied Piper of Donks, Part 5

Hello Manifestites! What is this? 2 posts in 2 days? 2 PLO videos in 2 days? What the hell is going on here? Well the smarter of you probably realize that this isn't something to expect all the time. The not so smart of you are probably still drooling on yourselves so it doesn't much matter.

Yes boys and girls, PLO Video #5 is up. I've been running bad lately. Real bad. Like, get in with the nuts and re-draws to more nuts, and getting busted by some retard with some ridiculous hand. Or putting a guy squarely on an overpair when I flop 2 pair, being right, and having the 3rd flop card pair on the turn or river to counterfeit me. So what do poker players do when they're running bad? Why, move up in stakes of course! I didn't make a drastic move, well at least not this time. But I have a session of 1/2 here for you.

In the video I mentioned that it wasn't really a typical Pied Piper session, but I think I only said that because I wasn't directly involved in the hands. There are definitely a bunch of idiots in this video.

I hope you enjoy, and as always, until next time...

http://www.donkeymanifesto.com/plo5

Yours Donkily,

Morphy

Sunday, September 23, 2007

PLO Pied Piper of Donks, Part 4

Part 4. This one is ugly. But, people asked if I won every session I played. Of course I win every session I play. Err, well, you better see for yourself. Enjoy!

http://www.donkeymanifesto.com/plo4

Yours Donkily,

Morphy

Saturday, September 15, 2007

PLO Pied Piper of Donks, Part 3

Happy weekend Manifestites! You know, as a world famous donkey blogger, I sometimes get so caught up in my work that I don't have time to hang with the other online celebrities. Well that's all about to change. I had the distinct pleasure to sit with a world famous poker player the other night, and I recorded it. Without further adieu, I bring you the 3rd in the series:

http://www.donkeymanifesto.com/plo3

Yours Donkily,

Morphy

Thursday, September 06, 2007

PLO Pied Piper of Donks, Part 2

Hello Manifestites! I hope this post finds you well. Well except for Wayne Vinson from RGP, that is. That stupid nitfuck has about as much common sense as my left shoelace. It's people like that who give a bad name to all the true retards out there. For Wayne, I have this special picture:





Yes folks, it's Wayne the retard with a special message for all.

Anyway, that's not the point here. The point is to bring to my faithful readers the next video in the PLO Pied Piper of Donks series. This one is more of a straight forward session, which is actually something people asked me for, so I might as well listen to them for once (yes Fell, I know, The List, The List...working on it). Enjoy!


Yours Donkily,

Morphy