Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Donkrophilia: Quest for a Date

Hello Manifestites! I hope things are treating you well. My wife ran across this story online and I had to share it with you.

This is copied from www.fox6milwaukee.com, from their dynamic news stories. Due to the way their pages are written, I can't link directly to a story. I could link it for today, but after today the link would change, and you would likely get a story about how gas prices went up again. So anyway, here it is:

Grave Diggers
(Cassville) A story out of Western Wisconsin gets more strange. It all started when police in Cassville arrested three would-b grave robbers. Police say Dustin Radke, Alexander Grunke and Nicholas Grunke tried digging up a week-old grave in a cemetery. Investigators say the three were trying to take the body of 20-year-old Laura Tennessen so they could have sex with her. She was killed about a week ago in a motorcycle crash. Police say they dug up enough dirt to reach the vault before they were scared off. All three are in Grant County Jail, held for attempted theft. They don't believe the men knew Tennessen.

Yes boys and girls, those crazy sex-craved kids will do anything for a bit of loving. And apparently anything really is anything. What strikes me as really funny is that these donks tried to dig up a dead girl to have sex with the corpse, and are being held for attempted theft. Those crazy kids!

Until next time,

Morphy

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