How to Attract Customers to a Rummage Sale

Everyone has had them, rummage sales. You know, where you take all your worthless stuff and instead of throwing it away, decide to see if anyone else wants your old dishes, toys, a box of cassette tapes that haven't seen the light of day for over 5 years, and of course 37 boxes of clothes.

So have you ever wondered what the best way to attract customers to your rummage sale was? Wonder no more. Our neighbors got together with us for the yard sale. Greg decided he would try something new:

That certainly looks ridiculous enough, but no, Greg had other plans:

And just in case being in the middle of the road riding an ostrich wearing the most ridiculous hat I've seen isn't enough:

The sale went well. Every time Greg rode off into the street, people flocked on in. I mean really, who can resist buying something from a guy riding an Ostrich?

Until next time!

Yours Donkily,

Morphy